September 6, 2008

Sponge Bob...and the return of the kitchen shame.



I had to post this happening. It's absolutely terrible..and embarrassing, and a disgrace to my family. BUT...much too funny to keep a secret..well and I'm sure someone is going to put me on blast so I'd prefer you hear my side of the story first.
Thursday night we had a family dinner at my house, because our dear family, friends: Tara and Devi and their friend Tyler were visiting from Seattle. We assigned the menu out to my siblings, and I...being the hostess, and such a great little sister, thought I'd help my brother get a head start with his assignments. Cheese biscuits....that melt in your mouth...mmm..mm..m. I mixed the ingredients and left the dough covered and ready to throw in the oven. Dinner: great, like always. In passing I even heard Tara and Tyler telling my brother, that the cheese biscuits were BETTER...than RED LOBSTERS..(and Tyler should know..he worked there.) I secretly, smugly, smiled to myself and headed down to the studio, while my brother shared the recipe with the two fans.  Not 3 minutes later was my brother yelling down the stairs...."Which one of your kids was wearing a Sponge Bob band aid?"  
I stood, frozen in thought...me:"Mmmm, none of them?....I had a Sponge Bob band aid on earlier. Why?"
Hold on to your hats folks... said Sponge Bob band aid, worn earlier, by YOURS TRULY..was found.....INSIDE A BITE of CHEESE BISCUIT.  EEW, EEW, EEW.
ON THE RECORD:  I was only wearing it because I was doing my hand written notes, and my finger has been dry and I didn't want it to crack.  OFF THE RECORD:  3 weeks ago I went to the doctor to ask him why, said finger was so dry......and he said "you have a fungus, probably from your hands being wet while you clean....get a tube of Vagisil, or jock itch cream, and it should clear it right up.  ON THE RECORD:  I lost prescribed remedy, last week in Seattle.  Finger was healed and I was ONLY using Sponge Bob as a precaution!  OH the shame!  

10 comments:

Hali said...

Toby "I am never eating at Omi's again." hehehehehehe I was dying laughing, although gagging at the same time. Toby is a freak when it comes to finding stuff in his food. So funny!!!
Love you!!

Unga Fam said...

Okay Omi,
This does not surprise me... and yet I laughed so hard, because I can just see you thinking I am da bomb at cooking and then to bring you back down from that cloud... Sponge Bob killed your moment.

Love you,
Nat

Pahulu Family said...

Too funny....

Junior and Pua said...

Oh my gosh, poor you! lol I have to admit though, that was pretty funny..lol. At least you included the disclaimer that it's almost germ-free. LOL!

Vaitai 6 said...

HAHAHA!! That is SO funny. When I bake one of my 'treats' I ALWAYS secretly pray that NOONE finds a strand of long black hair in it. Yeah, NASTY!... but hey` it happens!

Niki O2afi said...

Omi that's hilarious! I could not stop laughing! Next time we have a get together please make your cheese biscuits! LOL Love you!!

OMIPHOTOGRAPHER said...

Oh don't you worry Niki...I can make our oreo balls too..wouldn't it be a joy to find an band aid in one of them girls! I PROMISE....I will not be using band aids for precautionary reasons or otherwise.....next time I cook...if I ever cook again!

Dennis Thomas said...

Hahahaha....at least it wasn't fungus on your head! hint hint...to Keli!

kanaboke said...

Oh my gosh, that is stinkin' hilarious!! I can't stop laughing!! good one girl...gooood one!

the mama hood said...

Hi OMI! It's me Ane! How are you? Wow your family has grown! I found you through Halli's blog and wanted to add you to my list! Your photography is amazing! Now I am following you on twitter too! Take care!