I had to post this happening. It's absolutely terrible..and embarrassing, and a disgrace to my family. BUT...much too funny to keep a secret..well and I'm sure someone is going to put me on blast so I'd prefer you hear my side of the story first.
Thursday night we had a family dinner at my house, because our dear family, friends: Tara and Devi and their friend Tyler were visiting from Seattle. We assigned the menu out to my siblings, and I...being the hostess, and such a great little sister, thought I'd help my brother get a head start with his assignments. Cheese biscuits....that melt in your mouth...mmm..mm..m. I mixed the ingredients and left the dough covered and ready to throw in the oven. Dinner: great, like always. In passing I even heard Tara and Tyler telling my brother, that the cheese biscuits were BETTER...than RED LOBSTERS..(and Tyler should know..he worked there.) I secretly, smugly, smiled to myself and headed down to the studio, while my brother shared the recipe with the two fans. Not 3 minutes later was my brother yelling down the stairs...."Which one of your kids was wearing a Sponge Bob band aid?"
I stood, frozen in thought...me:"Mmmm, none of them?....I had a Sponge Bob band aid on earlier. Why?"
Hold on to your hats folks... said Sponge Bob band aid, worn earlier, by YOURS TRULY..was found.....INSIDE A BITE of CHEESE BISCUIT. EEW, EEW, EEW.
ON THE RECORD: I was only wearing it because I was doing my hand written notes, and my finger has been dry and I didn't want it to crack. OFF THE RECORD: 3 weeks ago I went to the doctor to ask him why, said finger was so dry......and he said "you have a fungus, probably from your hands being wet while you clean....get a tube of Vagisil, or jock itch cream, and it should clear it right up. ON THE RECORD: I lost prescribed remedy, last week in Seattle. Finger was healed and I was ONLY using Sponge Bob as a precaution! OH the shame!